Wash Your Face In My Sink

I blame the foxes, or maybe the liberals.

A Fox

A Fox

Dead animals on the front lawn is one thing (a part of nature), what I don’t think is necessary is to use my garden as a toilet.

Seriously, every week I have to clear poo from my grass before I mow it. I’m not talking about the odd rabbit dropping. What I’m referring to are finger length portions dotted in three or four different places. The other week as many as five separate caches in one seven day period.

I’ve tried reasoning with the foxes. I met one when returning home the other week. It was very a patient, listening to me for the full ten minutes. Sadly it hasn’t told it’s fellows and I’m still getting shizzle on the grass.